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Originally Posted by 12dn94dst
OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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OMG size 2??? WTF, I heard it was size 0...they were dirty rushing me telling me they were THE size 0 sorority saying they wanted my skinny size 0 fabulous self with them, thankfully I ditched the Barbie size 2 sorority, they're fatties!!!!!!! Ewwwwwww... gross!!!! What cows!!! that means...oh my, they must be tripping on acid during their fat-circling ritual to THINK they're size 0!!!! What druggies!!!!