OH! This makes me happy! LOL
But nothing will make your life more fulfilled than having your boyfriends in our X-men frat. We are not only the most bad ass on campus and through the most kickass mutant battles, you don't want to say no... believe me. The last guy that denied a bid was mysteriously found with six DEEP slices in his chest and his eyes bored out with what looks to be lazers...
...this is actually a call for help. Someone.. anyone... Xavier's gone freakin' mad!