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My mother called Josie and Pussycats nationals because she knows just how good I look in animal print. The woman was really nice and friendly and even offered to write me a rec, until she saw my measurements and realized that I'm a size 4! Apparently the absolute largest they will take is a size 2, and that's if you're a double legacy. I need to lose 50 pounds before they'll consider me. Their motto is No Fat Chicks. My mom tried telling them that I'm not fat, I'm just big boned, but they didn't want to hear it and hung up on her. She wants to sue them for defamation of character, but I'm scared that if she does that, then I won't get in anymore, and this is my one true home. What do ya'll think?