I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!
And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?
Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!
Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????
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