LOL
Tonight, our pledges announce the theme for Thursday night's dance. Rumor is that it is Phiote Ugly (like Coyote Ugly, but with a Phi in there for good measure). My plan is to bring the ugliest date I can find, get totally drunk, go home with him, and then gnaw my arm off in the morning to avoid waking him as I leave.
My date seemed okay with that idea.
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