OMG
After reading this, I will personally make sure My Little Pony will never take you! Your hair isn't long and shiny enough for us anyway. We are "too cool for school" enough not to take someone so fickle she'd consider Strawberry Shortcake and Raggedy Ann.
I'm going to make sure every My Little Pony chapter within 500 miles of you gets 15 no-recs from me and all of my sisters.