I'm new as an actual registered user of GC and mostly a lurker too, and while I applaud JWSteele and get what he's saying and want to stand firmly in his "mature" camp, I gotta tell you, this is the first thread I've come across that I went all the way back to page 1 and read every post. Maybe it's a girl thing, but for good or bad, I've been highly entertained by this thread.
