ok a few issues to address here
hehe
ok
NADS works but wax is still better period  -- besides i wont let my hair get long enough for nads to work  ugh!!
as for vegitarians and flatulence -- BEANO is my suggestion --- it digests the plant cellulose because our bodies cannot... 
and as for meat "decaying" in our  bodies -- well if anything "decayed" in our bodies we would be in serious trouble!!
thats called gangrene -- it kills ya 
 
BTW this is the most hilarious thread ever!!!
i cant remember how much i have laughed --- but ive learned a lot too lol