A) ill have a life long brotherhood.
This was true in my experience.
B) "i can just grab a couple girls at the end of a party and take them to my room" (which i honestly i felt offended even tho i am a guy).
If you got those kinds of skills then hats off to you. 
C) plenty of partying.
I guess it depends on the house. Old Row vs. New? Sign with the house that you feel comfortable at.