OP: You know if you had a good vibrator maybe you would worry less about the sophistication (or lack of sophistication) on an internet message board.
Just a thought...
Had to get that in before the lock.
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.