[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Three_Love


Or even better - if you still wanna hook up with Nanette Nubile, don't let yourself get tricked...

MEN - once you get past a certain age and/or have a certain number of kids...GET A FRIGGIN' VASECTOMY!!
An 80+ year old man doesn' t need to be procreating ANYWAY - by the time the kid graduates from high school (if he's still alive) he's going to be over 100 years old!! This is what I first thought when Rev. Jesse's illegitimate kid popped up - he's dang near 60 years old, has 5 or 6 GROWN kids, and likes to sleep around...WHY HASN'T JESSE GOTTEN CLIPPED??? It's minor surgery for goodness sake...

MEN - if you can't do the time, then DON'T DO THE CRIME.
Don't screw Nanette Nubile if you're still shooting bullets and could possibly father a child. That ol' "I'm on the pill" trick apparently still works... He did the dirty deed, now he has to pay the price. YEAH, it's ridiculously high. But if he hadn't laid down with a dog, he wouldn't be stuck with $320,000 worth of fleas.

Thank you, Three_Love, for adding to my points.