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Originally posted by Steeltrap
Ultimately, this is the message that all old men with $$$$$$ should consider:
If you are going to creep, you need to creep with someone who is post-menopausal.  Please let the fantasy of Nanette Nubile slobbering over your aging self die.
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Or even better - if you still wanna hook up with Nanette Nubile, don't let yourself get tricked...
MEN - once you get past a certain age and/or have a certain number of kids...GET A FRIGGIN' VASECTOMY!!
An 80+ year old man doesn' t need to be procreating ANYWAY - by the time the kid graduates from high school (if he's still alive) he's going to be over 100 years old!! This is what I first thought when Rev. Jesse's illegitimate kid popped up - he's dang near 60 years old, has 5 or 6 GROWN kids, and likes to sleep around...WHY HASN'T JESSE GOTTEN CLIPPED??? It's minor surgery for goodness sake...
MEN - if you can't do the time, then DON'T DO THE CRIME.
Don't screw Nanette Nubile if you're still shooting bullets and could possibly father a child. That ol' "I'm on the pill" trick apparently still works... He did the dirty deed, now he has to pay the price. YEAH, it's ridiculously high. But if he hadn't laid down with a dog, he wouldn't be stuck with $320,000 worth of fleas.
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I tell you the truth. That little girl has it made.
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Not really, because she's probably going to be CRAZY AS you know what. Think about Gloria Vanderbilt, Christina Onassis...those little girls with vast amounts of money sometimes end up having crazy, unhappy lives. Not knowing if a guy (or anyone for that matter, including her mom) only loves her for her money. Feeling like her mother USED her to get money, or that her mother only conceived her in the first place as a way to force money from her father. Financially, she has it made...MENTALLY, she has a rocky road ahead of her...and some psychologist is gonna get PAID.