funny you thought of this...
...because it just so happens I have saved the last several fortunes I recieved when I ordered Chinese delivery at my dorm last semester. I have them tacked-up on my cork board. None of them are funny, but here goes:
"You will be recognized and honored as a community leader."
"You'll accomplish more if you start now."
"Union gives strength. Work collaboratively."
"Slow and steady wins the race."
"Rome was not built in a day. Be patient."
"Pleasure awaits your company."
It's kind of eerie (in a good way) how they all go together so well as far as predicting success/work-ethic, etc.
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