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Funniest fortune cookie you've ever gotten?
I had lunch at a local Chinese restaurant today, and thought of this question...
What's the funniest fortune you've ever gotten in a fortune cookie?
I have two... The first I actually got today at lunch: "Tonight will be a lucky night." Add the "appropriate" words at the end and you'll see why I was ROTFL! 
The second is one that my husband got, and kept: "You will be hungry soon. Order takeout now." 
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