[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dearest T:

I don't know what your deal is, but if you ask me to do another favor for you to either keep your Section 8 voucher or your food stamps, I'll knock you into the middle of next year. I don't care if your supervisor told you that you can't take a day off b/c there are only 44 camp days in this summer camp program. You should've been WOMAN enough to tell her that you need to move and need to handle your business so you could do so. But no, you are but a mere child in a 5'8" body and ONLY think about YOURSELF, not anyone else. What a shame......

First off, your triflin' azz tells me to go to your recert appt. for food stamps on my BIRTHDAY, no less. Then you get mad when I don't have all the documents b/c you didn't come to my house to hand them to ME personally. You sent your clepto bro to do your dirty work, which he'd done a half azz job. You know good and dayum well we don't trust him as far as a blind person can see. And then you got nerve to get mad at me b/c I didn't know you sent down a second envelope of documents with the clepto that were needed to complete your recert application. Wench, azz whooping #1 is coming and dat quick!

Then you tell me that your Section 8 voucher is about to expire and I- of all people- need to go to give in all necessary documents to your worker. First, you should've warned me that she was the wench from Hell. Second, you should've made sure that all of the documents you sent me with were signed accurately and up to par. Third, you should've also warned me that she was a perfectionist who would deny your request if you didn't dot your i's and cross your t's. Being that your stuff wasn't up to par on Friday when you first sent me, you have me go again today to hand in your crap. If that weren't enough, the wench from Hell tells me that she won't see me TODAY b/c your appt is for TOMORROW morning @ 9AM!!!!!! And she preferred to complete a Breakdown letter than see me b/c she wanted to leave and go home on time! Now you got your mommy placating me to convince me to go tomorrow morning to this phucking kung fu king office to hand in your documents. Now I'll tell you this, if this crap doesn't go smoothly tomorrow, I'll be handing out azz whoopings as soon as I see you. Oh by the way, you still owe me $40 from when you borrowed money from me to pay your phone bill; for a phone I don't even use!!!!!!!!!! And tell your daddy to get at me too. That nucca owes me $40 too. Let him know I REFUSE to support his beer and nicotine habit any longer. You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!!

Dearest T:

Here we go again. You need someone to handle your Section 8 biz once again. You had more than enough time this week to write and have notarized another letter for someone to represent you in absentia at your appointment. So you being the selfish Aries you are, have your pushover Pisces bf call me to tell me to do it b/c you don't wanna hear me b!tch at you like I did the last time. You know me and my fam would do anything for HIM, which is why you enlisted his help. So he proceeds to tell me that I should go to this phucking kung fu king appointment tomorrow morning b/c he has a doctor's appointment in order to determine how much he'll get in his monthly disability paychecks. Meanwhile, either you or he forgot that you told me that same lame story last week. So, one of you two idiots are lying and he's BRIBING and BEGGING me to go to this appointment tomorrow morning. If I wasn't so tired, I would've thought quicker on my feet and told the both of you I'm going to a job interview in the morning. Which would've forced you to think of who you could send in my place. Like your lazy retired alcoholic father, stupid!!! Why didn't you put him in your letter? Perhaps b/c, like I stated earlier, you never wrote the letter and now you're taking advantage b!@tch!!!!!!!!! If you have another problem with me and my attitude, GET AT ME!!! MYou know where I stay at, wench!!!!!!