was last weekend, and I wanted to vanish. I intended to make a commando-style run at the market, kitty food and T-P. I was almost at the door, out, and then heard his voice, calling my name. I turned and yep, there he was, two counters down., There I was in baggy sweat pants, college t-shirt, old tennis shoes, pony tail, no makeup.

Next to him , the new girl, in a cute sundress, flats, makeup, hair flipped, and smiling. The dear young man said, hey, come here, yep, I said, gotta go, and off I went.
The last wild and and crazy thing I did was _________