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Originally Posted by deeznutz
Here are some things that should make the list
1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.
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@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???