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Originally Posted by adpiucf
I'll make one up... She and her sister joined Alpha Gam, went to the same law school and graduated with honors and started their own law firm of Twin and Twin. They represent beauty queens, valedictorians and ski enthusiasts who have been wrongly cut from the sorority system because of their multiple legacy status.
And they all lived happily ever after in matching next-door mansions, married twin football players and gave birth to identical twin daughters of their own.
Oh and they always give to the Foundation.
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Your version is probably about as factual, but without the obviously pretentious self-promotion and ornate us of stereotypes, not nearly as much fun to read. But I do thank you for attempting to bring me "closure."
(That Alpha Gam would give them bids seems less plausible even than sequined pantyhose being a good choice for first round.)