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Originally Posted by Dionysus
That was SO my old church, lol!
More pet peeves:
-What's up with these new churches that used to be target, best buy, and the movie theather? What kind of mess is that? I'm not going to a church that used to be a place that sold enemas and blue magic.
-I'm sick of tall people sitting in front of me.
-What's up with all of the cuddling doing service, save that stuff for your living room couch.
-Ooh those mothers at my old church got on my nerves sometimes. They always had something to say about my body language or the way I dressed. "Why are you wearing black, little girls aren't supposed to wear black!", "You need to have your mom sew up that split in your skirt", "Put your hair up!". This was the worst...one time I was chilling in the choir stand listening to the word after we sang and I saw a mother on the opposite side rolling her eyes at me. She then whispered to someone next to her, that person whispered to neighbor, and eventually whispering to my side of the choir stand. Finally my neighbor whispered in my ear "Close yo legs!"   I was wearing a skirt (I was young, lol), but that was NOT her business. |
OK no lie - there's a church that just opened like a year ago that used to be a low-grade meat market/chicken coop. they even have the same signage - they painted over the meat market sign and painted in whatever the name of the church is. YOU CAN STILL SEE THE MEAT MARKET NAME UNDER THE CHURCH NAME!
I dont ever see anyone going in there on a Sunday. Something about praising the lord over the stench of death that probably drives ppl away.