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Originally Posted by tld221
someone mentioned it above, but advertising church sermons as seminars...
umm, stop taking all you learned in Photoshop 101 and applying it to church flyers and newspaper advertisements. its bigger and bigger here in noo yawk. i'm tired of ads talking about "get your tickets now!" since when you needed a ticket to get into church?!
lastly, can we PLEASE stop holding fashion shows, talent shows, (non-religious) concerts, HAIR shows, etc in churches? i understand if it is a big church that would be a suitable venue for such (i only can think of Allen AME around here cause it's HUGE) but really i don't wanna get a glossy 3 x 5 flyer of NayNay's fashion/talent show at Solid Rock Baptist Church on Friday night.
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That was SO my old church, lol!
More pet peeves:
-What's up with these new churches that used to be target, best buy, and the movie theather? What kind of mess is that? I'm not going to a church that used to be a place that sold enemas and blue magic.
-I'm sick of tall people sitting in front of me.
-What's up with all of the cuddling doing service, save that stuff for your living room couch.
-Ooh those mothers at my old church got on my nerves sometimes. They always had something to say about my body language or the way I dressed. "Why are you wearing black, little girls aren't supposed to wear black!", "You need to have your mom sew up that split in your skirt", "Put your hair up!". This was the worst...one time I was chilling in the choir stand listening to the word after we sang and I saw a mother on the opposite side rolling her eyes at me. She then whispered to someone next to her, that person whispered to her neighbor, and eventually the whispering made it to my side of the choir stand. Finally my neighbor whispered in my ear "Close yo legs!"
I was wearing a skirt (I was young, lol), but that was NOT her business.