OK.....
<lifesaver climbing up on top of a table in the GC cafeteria and shouts over the roar of conversation>
I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.
Geez!
PS: I caught the "Sunday Night Sex Show" last night. Funny stuff. Love watching grandma health topic using a vibrating dildo to stir her coffee on her desk. Talking about inserting anal beads and then going on a jog to "increase your sexual awareness."

Then coming home and removing them. Two comments on this. One, I am a guy. I am in a fraternity. I am perfectly healthy (sexually- possible junk stank notwithstanding) I think I am very sexually aware. Ladies..Do you think your guy isnt sexually aware enough? I dont think such a creature exists. Two, If I were to insert anal beads and go for a jog, I dont think I could get to the corner before I had a serious accident necessating a rapid return home.
NOW its all been said.