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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog
I remember one episode, the chick HAD BEEN ON MAURY BEFORE claiming to know who the father was, and of course was wrong. So, SHE CAME BACK, and of course this time she was 900% sure that this other guy was the father...and, he was not. Damn.
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LOL that's why they do it all at once now, with the girl bringing in a dozen boyfriends, f*ck-buddies, neighbors, whatever and saying "well I think it could be any one of those, but I'm just too big of a slut to be sure"
And then it's not a single one of them. You have to wonder what her thoughts are at this point. Did I forget someone? That time I passed out at a party and Steve* told me he took me straight home, was he lying? Would that explain the foreign objects in my hoo-ha the next morning?
*name has been changed to protect the slutty