Wish granted. Only your not bored because your boss fired you and you are now very busy cleaning out your desk.
I wish I didn't have to take my CR-V to the shop today.
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.