[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by KnowledgeEternal

Why does Bruce-Bruce's(Comicview Host) head move so fast?

Why does that dude on 106 and Park have braids AND dreads? That like having an afro AND a flat-top.

Speaking of BET. Why does it seem like all of their shows are filmed in basements? They don't have any windows?

Anyone else notice Mike(Jackson) struggling to get his moves off? He is getting up there in years. I think he is the same age as my parents.

Why is my boss sweating me? Doesn't she know that I have 45 more seconds before my break is over?

Is my family the only one that sings the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday at Birthday parties? If so, my family is off the hook.

Why am I one of two people in my High School clique of 9-10 that doesn't have a kid? Am I the only one that has a problem with that?

Am I the only one who thinks the Harlem shake is suspect? I think some dudes are using it as an excuse to get their vogue on.

Why am I delaying going back to work?

1. I think that Bruce Bruce's head moves fast b/c if he stops moving it, it might get stuck in a certain position.

2. I think A.J.'s an experiment on how NOT to do your hair.

3. I think that BET's afraid to have windows on any of their sets for fear that anyone in the way of sunlight might disintegrate into dust like they're vampires or something.

4. Yes, I did notice that "Michelle" Jackson was struggling to do "her" signature dances b/c "her" knees are probably killing "her." After all, "she's" 43 years old.

5. Bosses bug the hell out of their subordinates b/c the subordinates might enjoy their jobs and get things right the first time when they're told to do something, which probably makes them jealous. And I think it's their job to make life hell for their co-workers....

6. My family doesn't sing the Stevie Wonder version of "Happy Birthday," but what my aunt does is no better by any means. When she's done singing the b'day song traditional style, she adds: "2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? _______, _______, HOORAY!!!" Oh my...

7. You aren't the only one who's like that; so am I. I'm 24, childless and loving every minute of it!!! I don't have the time, patience, marriage license and ring, or money to bring a child into the world.

8. I think the Harlem Shake is NYC's answer to the Crip walk, since the Crip walk is getting tired and the Bloods have yet to show the world what kinda walk they do, if they do have one.

9. I think you delayed going back to work b/c you're having sooo much fun here on GC!!!