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7. You eat like a pig at the reception (wrong animal). Why a mistake? Always eat like a bird (right animal) when you want men to notice you.
UMMM.. WTF ? I mean.. seriously... yeah, don't dig in with your hands and drip sauce all over your face and generally have good table manners, but if you're hungry EAT !! GEEZ.
Plus if you don't eat, that one or two glasses of wine won't get you to that "slightly relaxed tipsy state" and you'll be "that" drunk girl she warns about.
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