Granted, but only because you broke both legs, and now have to stay in bed, in traction, for the next six months. You are now telecommuting with your laptop as your only remaining communication with the outside world.
I wish UPS would hurry up and bring my sephora order! It's coming today, and has been "out for delivery" since 5 am. BRING IT ALREADY!
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.