The fact is, Bros., we need the Kappas on campus, so none of the gay guys try to pledge ALPHA.
And we need the Ques, because I've never me another grown man with that much time to spend behind a BBQ grill in the summer (or even winter for that matter). We usually are at work or in school.
And we need the Sigmas, because every srtrong black man needs a little brother to mentor and show him the error of his ways!
And we DON'T need the Iota's, because I said so!
On behalf of Morgan State University and my bros who were there in 1963 who let this happen, I humbly apologize.