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Originally Posted by AKA2D '91
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Wow... Let's pray for peace, love and happiness...
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Originally Posted by tld221
WTH is wrong with these dudes out here?!!!!!!!
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They did not get the "father's talking" like my poor hubby did: My dad has 4 brothers--meaning I have 4 grown uncles. When we first got married, my one crazy uncle said (in the most Southernist Calm Voice one can make):
"Now I know that AKA_Monet can be tough and little crazy sometimes. And that's how she is... If she gets on your last nerve, just call us, and send her on home... 'Cuz if I found out YOU HAD EVA HIT HAR, I will blow your Fudda Muckin' head off... And I know some skrait gangstas that will take you owt."
Then MY DAD SAID it to him with is Southern accent...
Then I had to literally curse my LUNATIC uncle out in order for him not to say ANYTHING to my poor husband, 'cuz my uncle was liable to actually cut him...
The other 2 uncles, one is an attorney... I have not a clue what he would do. The other is extremely religious, would I say he'd forgive my hubby if he flipped and messed around and hit me? Let's just say that this uncle believes in Spare the Rod...
THEN, my mom has a brother that did 2 tours in Vietnam in the Marines... Well... Needless to say, if anyone found out that my hunny hit me, dental records would have to be used as an identification process, if that...
I know my husband loves me, but I am not worth being on Death Row for...
Poor ladies in these kinds of situations sometimes do need this kind of back-up. I don't know too many thugs that would want a "Syndicate" looking for them.