I was at my little brother'ss Senior Night and as we were lining up to walk across the court, I heard that sweet OO-OOP.
So I turn my head and eagerly look for my beloved Soror, with no luck... so I follow the sound and find myself in a group of high schoolers.
I walk over thinking perhaps one of them is an alum, just crossed, and is showing off for her girls.
Me: Is my Soror around here?
Girls:
Me: I heard MY sorority call.
Girls: Ohhhhh....lol, naw, we're not Deltas yet...but we will be.
My brother: Awwwwwwwwww shoot it's on. Fam, don't kill 'em.
Me: *in a very polite, yet stern, tone* Well ladies, I would suggest that you focus on your Senior night and hs/college education, and leave MY sorority call to MY SORORS.
Girls: Oh okay, *nervous giggles*
My brother: Eh man, what school ya'll going to?
Girls: Howard, Spelman and OHIO STATE.
dun-dun-dun.