I planned a birthday dinner and invited 30 friends, all said they defaintely would come but we all forgot that it was Midterm week, so only 10 showed

(and it was on a Monday too, talk about bad timing and planning).
Needless to say I got wasted (11 shots, 2 tall beers and half a long Island...which i hate), fell down the steps of a convient store later that night, and the bar where I worked made sure I was pretty much wasted for that week and the one after.