...when you visit another church and you're surprised to find out that one song the choir sings every Sunday is really a medley of 5 different songs...or maybe that's just my church
...when you asked your daddy for something and he said "ask your mother", that's his way of saying NO.
...your mother had you helping out in the kitchen as soon as you learned to walk without falling on yourself. Those dishes won't wash themselves.
...if your cousin is more than 15 years older than you don't call them John, but Cousin John. First-name basis is not for your elders.
...you have that one relative that is really superstitious. If your left hand itches she's suddenly your best friend, 'cause that means you're coming into some money.