[UGAalum94]

What you are suggesting is entirely reasonable, but if people were behaving reasonably no school would have gone to this holding the diploma thing.

Have you been to a graduation, particularly a high school graduation in the last few years?

Really, the stuff you are suggesting would work if the people in attendance weren't selfish jerks, but some of them are.

I honestly believe that if they figured you would wait for them to quiet down, it would become a contest in how long they could make noise. You see, it's all about them and their kids. They don't care about you or your kids or the decorum of the event. They think they are behaving in a positive and celebratory way and that it's their right to do so.

In the linked news story there were only five graduates who had guests who did anything excessive, and this was after they publicized this policy and the kids knew what would happen. Why not let them enforce it this way and get the excessiveness down to zero?

There's always some loser who can't follow the policy and then wants to appeal for sympathy when the consequences they were told would follow a given behavior actually happen. Don't give it to them. All the sad graduates should be told to get their sympathy from Aunt Sally with the air horn.