Well, I am sure I cannot top the first story but here is my story:
At 15 I got my first job at Burger King (I needed to buy tickets to the Janet Jackson concert
) and I was working the drive thru one evening when a lady comes through the line. She decides to order a Big Buford and I kindly tell her that we do not serve Big Buford hamburgers, we sell Whoppers, at this point she decides she can't hear me and drives to the window and asks what I said again. I tell her that we don't serve Big Buford hamburgers and she says, "Oh, yes that is Rally's" and she begins to laugh--very hard--so much so that her breast, which are rather large starts to blow the horn on her car!!
I was biting my lip so hard not to laugh at that lady but I will tell you, that was my fondest memory at Burger King!