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The pineapple juice thing is legit.....you know how if you eat a lot of garlic or drink a lot of beer it just literally seeps from your pores the next day? Well it is the same principle.
Smegma is a serious thing....but mainly for uncircumcised men. What it is is a buildup of old skin cells that slough off, get stuck under the foreskin, and collect sweat/bacteria/urine/etc. Sounds delicious, eh? I love old movies/stars and I read about Clark Gable's odor problem....his director gave him a bar of soap and a note referring to his smegma smell. Apparently his lovers had the same complaint. YUCK!!!! Guys who have been snip-snipped may not have smegma, but you can still get Frumunda cheese, and that is just as bad.
You know, dipping the package in pineapple juice isn't a bad idea....maybe she could get a little spray bottle and she could spritz you down, then slurp it off......(non-alcoholic body shots, anyone?)
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