Lifesave and Shopgirl, your posts just made me totally lose it in public. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to cry. lol.
Ok, let's clarify - you are NOT to put your stinky junk in any pineapple juice or rub asparagus on it. I beg you not to! lol
If you drink pineapple juice, because it's so acidic, it will eliminate a lot of the funky stank if you have it.
Yes, I do think we have hit an all time topic low....