[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by ca girl in tex

but am daughter of elementary school teacher and financial...well, never understood what my dad did. uncle ran a family friendly small town weekly, one i wouldn't work for. dumb, dumb, dumb. had to go it my own way.
covered city (as in silly) councils, school boards, etc. and wrote cute features first. then guy covering crime seem to miss just about every story, and i took on that role. i went from "writing about nice people and nice happy things to being the daughter of darkness"---that's from my mom.
would come home, to then live in, and he'd sniff sniff, and say "is that smoke" dah, had covered fire all day. or would return home from being at multiple shooting scene, he'd ask, "what is that on your shoe?" i'd look down, stare, say hmmmm, maybe blood or you really don't want to know. sorry. job was a relationship killer, omg --- bad pun.

Drolefille, translation, please?

This is so Earpese, I don't even know where to start!