Lol @ "Unofficial office spy", but that is SO true.
I concur with "be nice to the (seemingly) little people". You never know who they report to or where they will get promoted to.
Remember your manners. I work in Social Services and I like my job, but some of my clients are just NASTY for no reason. I can bend over backwards to help you out, but if you insist on being nasty, then I insist on going by the book.
Say your prayers every night.
Read your Bible/Koran/Torah/holy book everyday.
CALL YOUR MOTHER!!!
Take time to smell the roses.
If you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, be sure you can live with the decision you make.
If someone offers you gum, take it.
Don't ask for advice unless you REALLY want to hear it.
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Easy. You root against Duke, for that program and its head coach are -
and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
--Seth Emerson, The Albany Herald
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