You know, you bring it on yourself cheerfulgreek. I personally wouldn't admit to a hit and run car accident on a message board (nor laugh about it as I did). This IS a public place (Then again, I wouldn't have the heart to perform a hit and run-- at the very LEAST I'd leave a note).
PS...I was gonna make an "In this thread we don't make fun of/ harass cheerfulgreek" thread...but this is way more amusing, and I don't think that I could hold myself back for a whole thread.
ETA: PM Mama...at first I was like, wtf? Why is she being like that? But now I have crossed over and have begun to see your ways. Keep up the good work