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GC be alllll up in mine, again! Okay, here is my two cents.
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Sorry to break in here, I did not go through I-week, but I was a legacy and my mother, the ever-proper Southern sorority girl, had a few unbreakables, some of which were:
1. No gum-chewing ever.  |
What the hayle am I supposed to do? Pop my spit? What if yo breath clownin'? That seems more rude than chewing gum. I aiiiin't never heard of any mess like that.
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2. Do not smoke in public, but especially walking down a street.
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I agrees with this one. Smoking bud on a public street is a fast way to get thrown in the birdcage.
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3. Do not reapply makeup at the table.
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Then where else I supposed to do it? What if someone had cut up the bathroom? I would have no choice.
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4. Always bring a hostess gift.
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Shiiiiiiiiii! Why? It ain't Christmas time or anything. What do I owe a hostess? Now, if there's a HOST, I may give him a lil somthin' somethin' if he treats me well.
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5. Thank-you notes are a must.
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Only if they deserve it. Feed me well, that means 6 White Castles, a order onion rings, french fries, and some strawberry sody...and maybe I'll shoot you an email. And keep them mangy ass dogs away from me. No, I do not want to pat Fido and let him lick my face, put him away!
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6. Always stop one drink before you think you need to.  |
How are you defining drinks here? A glass of wine? A can of beer? Boppin' Berry Blue kool-aide?
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and, 7. Vulgar language denotes a vulgar upbringing.  |
That just sounds nasty right there!