|
Tell Your Funniest Joke
ONE CHRISTMAS EVE MY FATHER AND I WAS DOING SOME LAST MINUTE SHOPPING AT THE GROCERY STORE. WELL WHEN WE WALKED INTO THE STORE THERE WAS THIS MIDDLE AGED MAN BEHIND US WITH THIS LONG BLACK TRENCH COAT ON. AS WE WERE CHECKING OUT WE SAW THE MAN WALK TOWARD THE EXIT DOOR LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD LIKE IT WAS NOBODY'S BUSINESS. ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS BIG HONEY GLAZED HAM FELL FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS COAT. EVERYONE IN THE STORE STOPPED WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO LOOK AT THIS FOOL AND HIS REPLY WAS:
"WHO IS THAT THROWING THAT HAM AT ME?"
ROFLMAO
|