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Originally Posted by SigmaNuHX766
The full version of this is:
If water was beer, and I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up...
but water ain't beer, and I ain't no duck...
so pass me that pitcher and shut the fuck up!
Drink mother ducker!
Thank you to the ODU rugby team for that one!  |
To the contrary, my good man..I've always heard:
If the ocean was whiskey and the _(GLO)_ were ducks,
We'd swim to the bottom and drink our way up.
But the ocean's not whiskey and we aren't ducks,
So grab an XYZ and give her a good....hug!
Sometimes you can replace the last word. Depends on the company.