I don't know -- I don't mean to be rude, but I'm guessing that you could maybe be a little more tolerant and a little less judgmental. Okay, so you don't like fat people, people with accents, people who cry and people who hammer. Noisy neighbors can certainly be annoying, but your post seems rather cruel and insensitive. You're complaining that someone is fat? You're complaining that someone was bawling her eyes out? Maybe somebody did die. Did you ask? Or instead are you just all up in her business and spending way too much time monitoring the comings and goings of these people you don't even know.
If the noise bothers you that much, why not show some maturity and go up there and explain that you are bothered and ask if they could keep it down a little, within reason. Or, if you like, go up there and call your neighbor a "fat sorority beeotch" and see what happens.
I really think that you need to be mature about this and stop being so cruel and judgmental.