
I'm 25 and my younger cousins (19 and 20 yrs old) go to a university and they want to be AKAs in the worst way. I really only see them on holidays and at family functions but they actually try to skee-wee and throw up the mirror

I'm insulted and I'm a DELTA! I keep telling them to stop because they run across an actual AKA and they're getting their asses kicked. I have a few friends from college who could help in the matter.
I guess the funny story part of this is that:
1. at Christmas, i found out their university chapter of AKA has been off the Yard since b4 they got there for undergrad and won't be back until after they leave!!! ROTFLMAO. An older cousin (35) is a Sigma Gamma Rho and another who is an Alpha (32) found out too and we just looked at each other and shook our heads. They want us all to step on demand.. then have the AUDACITY to try to call me out b/c i choose not to be trained circus monkey
2. they haven't read anything pertaining to Divine Nine at all. i highly doubt they even know the AKA founders. we try to give a little advice. READ!!! COMMUNITY SERVICE!! they don't want to do grad chapter b/c they want the whole stepping and party experience. I know it's mean to say but I wouldn't want them to be part of anybody's org. IDIOTS!!