First I am SO very glad you are not doing Sex & the City.
Secondly you might want to edit your post to take your phone & email off for your safety, there are some freakazoids on here.
Did you contact your national recruitment chair? She might be able to help you out. Also, you can click on some of the threads that'll show up at the bottom of the page, plus just do a search under the word "skit." Just off the top some of the more current things I can think of are Grey's Anatomy, America's Next Top Model, My Super Sweet 16. (For the last - everything goes wrong during rush until she gets to your chapter - obviously, you don't want to imply that your sisters are anything like the girls pouting unless their Sweet 16 parties are right, LOL.)
Hope this helps - good luck!!