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Me and my mom and her mom, were going down the escalators in Macy's, and my grandmother accidently burned a cig hole in my head because she wasn't paying attention. I was several steps below them. My grandma had her head turned because she was talking to my mom, but she was holding her cig in front of her. She burned me because she didn't notice that I stopped at the bottom of the escalators to wait on them.
When I was like 7, the neighborhood bully was trying to pick on me and some of my friends. So...my mom taught me how to fight. At one point, she was holding up a cabbage patch, while I practiced throwing punches. I threw a very hard punch and knocked the CP out of her right hand. All of the weight from my punch and cabbage patch shifted to her left hand and broke one of her fingers. Oops!
This happened to one of my cousins. When she was like two, she put hot pepper (the kind you get w/ chinese food) where the sun didn't shine, and screamed for like 10 minutes. What posessed her to do that? I don't know.
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