I have always been a klutz.... so I have many many stories I could post in this thread!
The funniest had to be when I was 16. I had been at softball practice all day Saturday, and as a catcher, I had been squatting all day (it was an 8 hour or more practice). So that night, I got a really bad cramp in my leg in the middle of the night. I was so startled that I rolled out of bed, and got a huge rug burn on my forehead.
You can imagine all of the horrible jokes that followed at school for the next two weeks. *LOL*
The most horrible was probably when I was 5. I was in Florida on vacation with my Mom, and she had me riding on the back of her bike. I got my foot caught in the spokes, and she didn't realize it, and kept riding. Of course my screams got her to stop. It took them over an hour to get my leg out. I still have a huge scar on my ankle. I couldn't walk for over a month, and had to crawl everywhere or use crutches. It was really bad. :-( I've never been a big fan of bike riding since then, which sucks because my hubby was on the racing team at Virginia Tech. He's really into it. I keep telling him I'll give it another chance...
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.