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I don't remember this one but my mom & sisters still talk about it. When I was 2, I somehow got my head jammed in through the staircase banister at my aunts house. To their dismay, I got my head wedged in but they couldn't get it out. My uncle had to dismantle part of the banister to get me out. Apparently, I laughed the entire time this was happening.
When I was 6, I was throwing rocks on the playground. I apparently had really good aim b/c I nailed a little boy in my class right in the eye. I got yelled at by the principal, teacher, recess monitors, my mom, my sisters, and the boys mom. Luckily I didn't blind him but he did have to wear an eye-patch for a month b/c one of the rocks had scratched his eye on the inside. Sadly, I didn't learn my lesson b/c I then referred to him as a pirate and kept throwing rocks on the playground.
I got stuck in an avocado tree when I was 5 and ended up dangling with my bare legs and shorts sticking out of the branches. It took an hour before my mom finally heard my screams. Still, it was fun to be hauled out of the tree by the fire department.
I was a terror as a child. My poor mom.
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