Ooooh, I had some coool ones with triflin' habits:
1. Don't start having sex in the room with your boyfriend while I'm there.
(I'm like - "I
know I don't hear what I think I hear..." ).
2. Don't talk on the phone and laugh like a horse until 4 am in the morning. Some of us actually went to college to
attend early classes if we had them and
pass.
3. Don't go out drinking Mad Dog 20/20 if you can't hang 'cause I told you I ain't cleanin' no puke. Serves you right.
4. Don't eat up all of my "goodies" that my moms sends me that I freely store in the "junk food closet", then when yours comes, store it in your friend's room.
5. Don't store your dirty underwear in the drawer, then grab those bad boys like they're clean when you come out of the shower!
6. DON'T BORROW MY UNDERWEAR!
Borrow and underwear are like oxymorons.
Number 1, I shouldn't have to set this rule. Number 2,
wash yours!, nasty self!, and Number 3, definately don't wear someone else's if you run out! Did I say, Nasty?
7. Puhhlease don't let your friends "borrow" my stuff when I'm not even there.