HC I went to pay my rent today and I saw a horrific sight?
HC a girl was standing at the window with low-rider jeans?
HC she was wearing a thong?
HC I know this because her thong disappeared into the crack of her azz?
HC I vomitted a little bit in my mouth?
HC I guess after 10 minutes she felt a draft and decided to pull her shirt down over jeans?
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HC I'm going to two yoga classes tonight because I was inspired by this experience?