Very Good Topic!!!
A lil background: I was in a two person room with three people, beds desks etc. Talk about tiny and cluttered. Ok here are my recommendations.
1) Do give some type of notice if you are engaged in sexual acts. I dont want to walk in on you. Eye sight is too valuable.
2) Don't take your frustration out on me.
3) Dont keep my VCR from taping my TV shows...it flashes a red message when it needs to be turned off so it can tape
4) Dont ever answer my phone. Period
5) Dont tell people my bizness
6) Do bathe daily
7) Do wash your clothes...the stank don't go away when you take them off
8) Do wash your bedding regularly. Especially if you engage in sexual acts with numerous partners
9) Do clean up behind yourself
10) Do not borrow money then "forget" to pay it back